The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold of course!
In this case jump in the shower/bath and freshen up with our priceless bar of pure gold (Soap) – after all you might as well face Armageddon smelling good! Properly manly, The Bluebeards Revenge ‘Cuban Gold’ Soap is good in any crisis.
Dimensions : 175g measuring approximately 10.5cm x 5cm
Directions For Use: Incredibly the law says we need to instruct you in the art of using soap so here goes - rub all over your body to create a fine lather then rinse off. This is a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for lumps and bumps so go right ahead and have a good firtle! If you find anything unusual on the nuttage please refer to your physician straight away.
Warning: Do not eat this soap even if your mother reckons you deserve it! If you get suds in your eyes rinse out with cold water.
Ingredients: Aqua, glycerin, sodium stearate, propylene glycol, sorbitol, sodium laurate, sodium laureth sulphate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, pentasodium penetate, tetrasodium etidronate. Colour: CI-15510.